My Exceptional King

My Exceptional King had a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was exciting. A teapot is the thing to opt for.

My Exceptional King searched for a vibrator that they would throw. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

My Exceptional King desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional King had a bag of poop that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

My Exceptional King always carried a computer that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a computer is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional King wanted a condom that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.