Their Fucking King

Their Fucking King owned a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

Their Fucking King needed a block of cheese that they liked to eat. It might be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Their Fucking King desperately desired a teapot that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

Their Fucking King wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. It might be a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

Their Fucking King desperately searched for a bat that they liked to demolish. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bat being the item selected.

Their Fucking King desperately wanted a set of lego that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.