Their Beautiful King

Their Beautiful King owned a teapot that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful King often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Their Beautiful King often carried a condom that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was selected.

Their Beautiful King desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

Their Beautiful King desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

Their Beautiful King desperately searched for a wig that they would often hug. This seems to be a weird thought, to most, but not to the King, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a wig is the item to select.