The Yellow King

The Yellow King often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow King desired a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Yellow King desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to you, but not to the King, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Yellow King often carried a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Yellow King always kept a spade that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Yellow King desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to drop. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the King, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.