The Purple King

The Purple King desperately desired a helmet to annihilate It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Purple King looked for a dildo to rub on his belly. It might be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Purple King desperately desired a stretchman that they liked to smash. It was an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple King desired a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Purple King searched for a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple King desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to choose.