Boring King

Boring King desperately wanted a pen that they liked to put on his head. It might be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

Boring King desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often cuddle. It would have been a weird idea, to you, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

Boring King had a bag of flour that they would occasionally cuddle. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the King, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Boring King always kept a bag of flour to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

Boring King always carried a dildo that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A dildo would be the item chosen.

Boring King desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.