A Foolish King

A Foolish King desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

A Foolish King desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Foolish King carried a pint of beer that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Foolish King needed a CD player to throw. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

A Foolish King needed a teapot that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

A Foolish King had a sponge that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to select.