My Confused King

My Confused King needed a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused King carried a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Confused King owned a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

My Confused King had a big sponge that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

My Confused King desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

My Confused King had a mug to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug was the item that was chosen.