His Exciting King

His Exciting King always had with them a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

His Exciting King always kept a cucumber that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

His Exciting King desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

His Exciting King owned a spade that they liked to throw. It might be an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting King searched for a wig that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to opt for.

His Exciting King desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.