The Orange Knight

The Orange Knight always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Knight desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Orange Knight desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Orange Knight desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Orange Knight searched for a condom that they liked to smash. This seems to be a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Knight carried a pencil sharpener that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a curious action, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.