The Funny Knight

The Funny Knight owned a pint of cider that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Knight, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Knight had a computer that they would often put on his head. This seems an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Funny Knight had a toilet brush that they would often worship. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Funny Knight desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be sublime. A bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Funny Knight carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Knight desperately needed a custard pie that they would drop. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.