The Cheerful Knight

The Cheerful Knight desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Knight owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Knight needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Knight desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Knight looked for a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Cheerful Knight desired a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be an original action, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a cup being the thing selected.