The Anxious Knight

The Anxious Knight desperately desired a sword that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword of all things.

The Anxious Knight looked for a CD player to smash. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Knight had a sword that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a sword having that done to it

The Anxious Knight looked for a radiator that they would throw. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Knight desperately wanted a bag of poop to experiment on. It should have been a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Knight wanted a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.