A Cute Knight

A Cute Knight owned a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

A Cute Knight desperately needed a crown that they sometimes smash. It might be an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

A Cute Knight desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A stapler is the item to select.

A Cute Knight often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Cute Knight carried a wig that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a wig is the item that was chosen.

A Cute Knight needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.