My Red Knight

My Red Knight always had with them a block of cheese that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

My Red Knight wanted a wig that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a strange action, to most, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

My Red Knight looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

My Red Knight had a sponge that they would throw. It would have been an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

My Red Knight searched for a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

My Red Knight desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would drop. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.