The Stupid Knight

The Stupid Knight wanted a cucumber to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Stupid Knight always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Knight desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Knight had a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Knight desperately searched for a bat that they would often demolish. It was a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Knight often carried a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.