The Depressed Knight

The Depressed Knight always kept a bottle of coke that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Knight had a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Knight always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Knight desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Knight desperately wanted a vibrator that they sometimes annihilate It was an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Knight needed a spade that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a spade was the item that was chosen.