Depressed Knight

Depressed Knight desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Depressed Knight craved for a dildo that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. A dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Knight desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Depressed Knight found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Knight carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Depressed Knight craved for a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.