The Gentle Knight

The Gentle Knight desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to put on his head. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Knight carried a bag of flour that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Gentle Knight desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Gentle Knight often carried a wig that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig having that done to it

The Gentle Knight always carried a melon that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to choose.

The Gentle Knight desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a spade is the thing that was chosen.