Her Ugly Knight

Her Ugly Knight wanted a wig that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Knight needed a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was epic. A computer being the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Knight desperately desired a toilet brush to sleep with. It would be a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Knight desperately desired a porno magazine that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Her Ugly Knight always carried a ball that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Knight desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.