The Retarded Knight

The Retarded Knight always kept a teapot that they would often experiment on. It should be an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a teapot being the item selected.

The Retarded Knight carried a cucumber that they would often eat. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Knight craved for a teapot that they liked to put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Knight desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Retarded Knight desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a sword having that done to it

The Retarded Knight often carried a bat that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.