His Nervous Knight

His Nervous Knight always carried a radiator to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. A radiator being the item opted for.

His Nervous Knight desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

His Nervous Knight always carried a can of Dr Pepper to sit and look at. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Knight found a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

His Nervous Knight found a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Nervous Knight had a bag of flour to embrace. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.