The Angry Knight

The Angry Knight had a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Angry Knight desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to play with. One might say this is a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Knight looked for a bottle of wine that they would smash. It should be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Angry Knight often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A stretchman is the item to opt for.

The Angry Knight often carried a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Angry Knight carried a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.