I think you should have tried it in the name of science. Plus it does amaze me that everyone freaks out with breast milk, but I bet if they'd told you cows milk worked, you would have tried it. It's not a dig at you by the way, more a comment about how brainwashed humans are thanks to big dairy and their marketing.
Hehe, it is true. We do freak out though. Peter that day the good lady put some in the little boom's eye because he had a slight infection and it was all gooey!!
Horrifyingly it seemed to work