"The freedom to call the President's mother a whore to his face is very much the gold standard for an egalitarian civilization." @trafalgar this is pure genius! I think you should seek a job at Human Rights Watch or similar, in the Key Performance Indicators Department, and propose the First Mother Whore Test to be included in their KPI/best practices handbook :-)

P.S. I adhere to your religion, stipulating that self-votes are fine :-)