Hahahaha, real friends are always wonderful.

I reached home late last night and dad asked me "Where were you?
Me: At a friend's place dad.

In front of me, dad called 10 of my friends.
4 of them said "yes sir, he was here",
2 said "he just left sir",
3 said "he's here sir, studying, should I give the phone to him?

and 1 of them went an extra mile to speak to dad (in my voice) "Yes dad...what's happening".

I fainted.