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RE: Thursday's With Uncle Boom: #2

in #life7 years ago

Just like tears from a bulls penis can cure warts

The true challenge of this cure is the act of obtaining said tears. To cure the warts, the tears need to be fresh. Usually, obtained by hand. Alas, those who have not spent the time to engage with the bull and built up the required relationship might find that hindsight would reveal that the warts are better left un-cured.

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Now that is sage advice. One tends to employ a ruffian and pay them in rough liquor like scotch. That way the risk is somewhat mitigated

the comment above is very funny - warts? what? wahahha
I thought hold uppers only roam the street and strike when you're alone
they've found their way in the chat, too?

Oh yeah! Chat is big for random approaches! The competition one was a good un!

Hehe on the warts!

tell the mob you already got one for free ;)

sad eh?

Hahaha, yeah I like it now I switched notifications off and I can check at my leisure!

Hahahaha! Oh I'm doubled-over with laughter at you both. @meesterboom and @gikitiki when do you take this show on the road?

Hehe, it was a splendid comment!

Only available on steemit. :-)

Note: A true gentleman would never refer to scotch as a "rough liquor".