"Kingsley’s G-class mocked your Leg-Cerdez Benz the whole time"
"Yeah, he decreed and forbade you from having a girlfriend until you’re certified a graduate, thus denying the chance to learn how to build relationships so what? Right?"

Those two lines are the best in this piece; you wrote very well bro; those are the harsh realities of growing up in Nigeria.
Upvoted & Resteemed.