How To Make Your Life Suck Even More!
No one wants to live a happy life. I mean why would we? We only live once, Might as well be as miserable as we possibly can.
Here are some excellent tips, To make your life suck even more than it already does!
Always Focus On The Lives Of Others
It's important to spend all day long comparing yourself to other people! They know best! And when they have a better life than you, You should beat yourself up over it! You're a failure if you aren't living up to their standards.
ALWAYS Wait For The "Perfect Moment"
You should never do anything in life Unless things are perfect!
If the situation isn't perfect, don't waste your time. I mean that's not how you do things in life. So if you have a stomach ache, Or someone in public looks at you funny, Just take the whole day off! Don't start that book today. I mean, There is always tomorrow... Or six years from now! Don't let yourself feel rushed. We all live forever! Life is good!
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Hold On To All Worries And Fears!
You have worries and fears for a reason, So make sure you make yourself feel as crappy as possible by constantly reminding yourself about them. Everything that your brain ever comes up with Happens. I mean I was worried that a Unicorn would trample me once, Sure enough, A unicorn appeared and smashed my face in.
If you are afraid to do things, Don't do them. In fact, Encourage everyone around you to follow along with your worries and fears. You'll keep your loved ones safe! You also won't do anything in life. Which is important in society. We need more people who put absolutely no effort into anything.
Always Dwell On Difficult Things!
Difficult things are difficult for a reason: To make you miserable! You are entitled to have everything you want out of life! And when something is difficult you should stomp your foot and be upset! Because the world wronged you.
Difficult things aren't supposed to happen. I mean, If you want to become a millionaire tomorrow, Someone should just give you the money! Or that fat in your gut. It should remove it's self Because it's not fair that you have to put up with that!
ALWAYS Keep People In Life Who Will Hurt You!
I mean seriously! If you want your life to suck, you need to keep those people close to your heart! Hang out with them as much as possible and keep yourself miserable.
People who are toxic, Are an asset to our world! They truly get us closer to our goals and allow us to build the life we want! So don't let one of those people slip from your life! Embrace it!
Conclusion
In case you didn't catch on, DO THE OPPOSITE of what this post says! It's a joke!
Hmm I used to be good at all of this things. Then I decided to change bad habits and try out new stuff since everything I have done so far brought me to this moment were I realized I am not happy at all but I want to be happy more then everything else.
Guess I need to change my ways again ;-)
This is so much fun to read and reflect the obvious while people so easy to adapt these bad habit. Take a work environment for example, people always wonder what others are doing and then compare how good he is yet with less opportunity then he get upset and spread the negative energy. Why one needs to make himself so miserable is beyond me sometime.
Heheh thank you!
Wonderful comment hehe :) A lot of people choose to be miserable, It's sad really.
These people that seem to get a kick out of spreading negative energy and putting people down must be avoided at all costs! And I knew your blog was a joke from the title, honest!
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Thank you :) Have a nice day too hehe :)
@kaylinart... That's an interesting way of writing how not to live our life... For a moment I thought, 'Is she serious?'.. LOL
Hahha good! That was my goal hehe.
I really don't like this depressing post which makes my life so miserable and I will never thank you for this...
LOL!
Sorry I ruined your day buddy!
@kaylinart well i made my life suck even more by getting involved in a relationship wd my ex who s always cheating me🖖
But nice way of explaning when shit go south turn urself to north
Aww Noooo! Not cheating! I'm sorry that sucks :(
Yeah Cheer me up by looking at my blog plss 😥
I really like sarcasm and therefore your Post as well :) But regarding your conclusion, have you actually been afraid that some people might take your post this serious?
A little bit yes! Haha I was afraid some people would take it serious and get all angry and I'd end up with a bunch of downvotes. Maybe I was overthinking that though hehe.
Well I think it´s always better to overthink something rather than not thinking about it at all ;) It´s just a bit funny as you suddenly get serious after the whole sarcasm :)
Oh wait a minute. I thought for the first time I was readying an article that described me to a T. Than at the end you said do the opposite. Crap, I have been doing the wrong things all this time. LOL
Uh oh LOl! I think you may have a bit of work to do LOL
You are right. I will get right on it. LOL
This may be your most accurate post yet. You know exactly how to make life suck! ;)
Thank you hehehe :) Anyone can make their life suck if they really want to .
I ma in love with your quality content as usual. This point you pointed out can make once life misrable and send one to early grave. Knowing that this will suck once life the more, is better to avoid those things if one want to live happily in life. I love this tips.Thanks for the work.