People Reveal the Dumbest Reasons They've Been Dumped

in #life • 6 years ago



Breakups can be tough.

Even in a best-case scenario where both parties are completely amicable and on the same page, it's hard.

But some people are really bad at breakups.

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A recent AskReddit thread asked people to share the stupidest reasons they’d ever been broken up with.

Their answers are almost unbelievable.

You're gonna live forever.

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I dated a girl for one day. She broke up with me because in her words I was immortal.

I’m pretty certain she was going for immoral, but hey you take what you can get. –furiousdanny

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Me and this girl that I had never met before were waiting at the bus stop, and we got to talking, and everything was going pretty well.

I’m fairly sure I was even close to getting her number, but apparently, she was SUPER into astrology, and when she found out I was a Scorpio she stopped talking to me and walked away.

She purposefully missed her bus to get away from me like holy sh*t, woman. –ScatMan97

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In high school, she broke up with me because she saw me kiss another girl on the cheek.

It was my mom’s cheek I kissed. –SecondUsernameChoice

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She met someone that she immediately saw herself marrying.

A month after we broke up she moved across the country, got married, called me to tell me she made a mistake, got divorced, moved back home, got pregnant and then got married again.

Her Current age: 22 –Abtino11

This next breakup story is all kinds of petty.

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