His Foolish Lunatic

His Foolish Lunatic needed a radiator that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator of all things.

His Foolish Lunatic had a spade that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a spade being the thing opted for.

His Foolish Lunatic always kept a computer that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was selected.

His Foolish Lunatic desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

His Foolish Lunatic wanted a cheese grater to hug. One might find this to be a different action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.

His Foolish Lunatic wanted a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. A CD player is the thing to choose.