The Famous Lunatic

The Famous Lunatic looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Famous Lunatic wanted a bottle of wine that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Famous Lunatic desperately searched for a melon that they would often play with. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Famous Lunatic always had with them a cup that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Famous Lunatic searched for a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. This could be considered a funny operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Famous Lunatic found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is epic. A magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.