Depressed Lunatic

Depressed Lunatic desperately searched for a crown that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a crown of all things.

Depressed Lunatic always carried a can of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Depressed Lunatic owned a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to choose.

Depressed Lunatic desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Lunatic needed a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Depressed Lunatic desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.