My Talented Lunatic

My Talented Lunatic wanted a mug that they sometimes sleep with. It is an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a mug was the item that was selected.

My Talented Lunatic wanted a condom that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

My Talented Lunatic desperately craved for a custard pie that they would worship. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

My Talented Lunatic found a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Talented Lunatic searched for a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

My Talented Lunatic wanted a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade was the chosen item.