A Bum Loving Lunatic

A Bum Loving Lunatic desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Lunatic desperately looked for a big sponge to hug. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Lunatic owned a spade to rub on his belly. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Lunatic always carried a sword that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Lunatic desperately needed a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Lunatic had a little monkey that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.