Their Dodgy Lunatic

Their Dodgy Lunatic always had with them a computer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Lunatic desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes hug. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.

Their Dodgy Lunatic always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a strange action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

Their Dodgy Lunatic needed a porno magazine to cuddle. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Lunatic owned a cheese grater that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Lunatic always had with them a bottle of coke that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.