The Adventurous Lunatic

The Adventurous Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Lunatic found a wig to annihilate This seems an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Lunatic carried a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Lunatic desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would break. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Adventurous Lunatic desperately searched for a stretchman to throw. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Adventurous Lunatic carried a toilet brush to drop. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.