A Exciting Lunatic

A Exciting Lunatic desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often smash. This is certainly a different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

A Exciting Lunatic always carried a hat that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

A Exciting Lunatic craved for a porno magazine that they would share. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

A Exciting Lunatic desperately needed a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Exciting Lunatic desperately wanted a condom that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a new idea, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A condom would be the thing that was opted for.

A Exciting Lunatic desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.