The Bewildered Lunatic

The Bewildered Lunatic found a melon that they would often break. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a melon being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Lunatic often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often break. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Lunatic always kept a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Lunatic needed a sword to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to select.

The Bewildered Lunatic looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Lunatic desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.