My Little Lunatic

My Little Lunatic always kept a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.

My Little Lunatic desperately looked for a cucumber that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

My Little Lunatic desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

My Little Lunatic needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be breathtaking. A pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Little Lunatic often carried a CD player that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was out of this world. A CD player was the item that was opted for.

My Little Lunatic often carried a pencil sharpener to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.