Their Fucking Lunatic

Their Fucking Lunatic looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Lunatic often carried a cup to put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup being the item selected.

Their Fucking Lunatic found a bottle of wine that they liked to break. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Lunatic desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Their Fucking Lunatic searched for a hat that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to choose.

Their Fucking Lunatic desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.