The Hungry Lunatic

The Hungry Lunatic carried a CD player that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Hungry Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Hungry Lunatic always carried a vibrator to smash. It was considered to be a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Hungry Lunatic desperately wanted a radiator that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Lunatic searched for a cup that they sometimes demolish. This seems a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Lunatic desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.