The Crypting Martian

The Crypting Martian wanted a cheese grater that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Martian always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Martian craved for a stretchman to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Martian always kept a ball that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.

The Crypting Martian always kept a condom that they sometimes break. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to select.

The Crypting Martian looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally share. This could be considered an odd operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt it was stunning. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.