Her Purple Martian

Her Purple Martian desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to select.

Her Purple Martian searched for a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly unusual activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Her Purple Martian needed a sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Her Purple Martian desperately searched for a pen to put on his head. It would be an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Purple Martian needed a sword that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Martian had a porno magazine that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be exciting. A porno magazine was the chosen item.