A Gentle Martian

A Gentle Martian owned a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

A Gentle Martian always carried a stapler that they would worship. It should be a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

A Gentle Martian desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A cup was the thing that was opted for.

A Gentle Martian always kept a dildo that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

A Gentle Martian found a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.

A Gentle Martian often carried a bat to embrace. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.