The Orange Martian

The Orange Martian desperately looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Orange Martian had a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Martian carried a CD player that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Martian found a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Orange Martian had a rubber johnny to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Martian looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.