The Cheerful Martian

The Cheerful Martian desperately desired a stapler that they would sit and look at. It is a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Martian needed a piece of paper to sleep with. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Martian often carried a porno magazine to play with. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Martian always carried a spade that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Martian owned a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was magnificent. A cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Martian always carried a cup that they liked to embrace. This could be considered an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered it was spectacular. A cup was the thing that was opted for.