A Crazy Martian

A Crazy Martian had a ball that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a ball of all things.

A Crazy Martian found a dildo that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Martian always had with them a hat that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a hat being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Martian searched for a mug that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to choose.

A Crazy Martian desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Martian desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.