The Weary Martian

The Weary Martian desperately wanted a condom to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

The Weary Martian always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes annihilate It is an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Weary Martian carried a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

The Weary Martian desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It was a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Weary Martian desperately looked for a set square to break. It was a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Martian desperately craved for a melon that they would smash. It might have been an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.