Ugly Martian

Ugly Martian desperately needed a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a curious idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Ugly Martian desperately desired a big sponge to sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it was stunning. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Martian searched for a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Ugly Martian needed a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Ugly Martian desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a computer would be the item chosen.

Ugly Martian craved for a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. It is a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.